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Old 05-13-2005, 10:27 AM   #1
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I'm sorry if people don't like my beginning,
I'm not very good at it! :wink:

One day a marshmallow head named Jamul tried to upgrade the forum,
But something went horribly wrong and....
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Old 05-13-2005, 10:38 AM   #2
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many important posts were lost! Then, placed under an evil spell, Jamul turned into a tiny blue Ninja. While this was strange, he took it in stride and set out on a trek to collect the missing posts, which were being held captive by the evil Scary Queen Loony (SQL). And so NinjaJamul headed into ...




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the dark depths of The Server, a monstrous building full of chips, partitions and data disks. At The Server, he...
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Found lots of old spam that shouldn't have been there,
So with his special Ninja powers NinjaJamul threw some shurikens at the evil spam posts!
They diminished with a small crackling sound.

But through the smoke NinjaJamul gasped,
Facing him was...
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a ravenous Chud, busily munching on pieces of the Pointless Story Game, the Sequel, but NinjaJamul wasn't afraid, he ...
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Double-jumped over the chud and sliced through it with his sword as if it was a cuddly toy!!!
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A GIGANTIC SPAM BEAST!!! The beast gurgled, oozed, and slurped most horrifically. NinjaJamul attacked with 1337 5\/P/-\ H/-\X0RZ Flying Hand. The SPAM beast gurgled horribly, swelled to an enormous size, and exploded. NinjaJamul swiftly crossed to a secret back door program, and entered a long hallway. He began searching for the door that would lead him to the missing posts, but suddenly he was attacked from behind by...
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An evil quote box. Ninjamul yelled, but the quote box kept quoting him, whatever will he do?!
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He called upon Mr.Zee! Mr.Zee's powers were to help Jamul temorarily. He did such a thing. After Mr.Zee joined Jamul, they ran into...
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the evil smilie monster, who was a million times as big as one of our standard smilies. (Hmm, I'm going to slightly copy you Mr.Zee )
Fortunately, blackmyth the friendly CHUD ran up and started eating away at the giant smilie, but all of a sudden who did the see but---
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...a parked car. and then...
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in an unrelated occurance, 8 hot dogs were eaten in a small town outside milwaukee. upon seeing the parked car, NinjaJamul, Mr. Zee, and blackmyth the CHUD, who now had a hot dog for a head, said, in unison, "...
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"... let's keep focused!" NinjaJamul quickly brought the others up to date about the problem of the missing posts. They knew their only hope was to defeat the evil SQL, so they ...
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Then they realized that there was no way that could be useful in repairing a computer problem, so they turned their attention back to the CPU where they saw ...
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... a genetically engineered virus! It was HUGE! NinajJamul quickly checked for recent Windows updates, while Mr. Zee and blackmyth ...
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... flick the speck of dust which was regeneratorizer away. NinjaJamul then realized that The Server was running Linux, which, for some very strange reason, had security troubles. He then checked the Redhat Linux homepage for updates on his trusty PortoNinja laptop. Meanwhile, Mr. Zee and blackmyth ...
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... were frantically trying to fight off the virus! If only they had an antibiotic! Just when it looked hopeless, blackmyth saw something out of the corner of his eye. It was ...
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... a bright yellow box with bold red lettering. Taking a closer look at the box, they read "Norton Anti-Virus". The others were elated, but NinjaJamul was sad, because he knew that the real baddie had yet to surface! Indeed, the dreaded Miss Applied Update was very busy thinking about how she could cause more mischief! Before our heros could get to her though, they had to deal with the giant virus. Could this box really help?
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