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Old 05-13-2005, 09:09 PM   #21
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Suddenly, the virtual lights went out, and Ninjamul and everyone else were basically helpless, but not blackmyth the (mostly! :wink: ) friendly CHUD! He loved the dark, (how ironic, I do in fact, like the dark! ) and therefore had a great advantage, so there was no use for the big box! There was a few CHOMP! noises and the lights came back on. Blackmyth was standing in a patch of darkness (which somehow always hovered on him) and the virus was nothing more than a few pieces of harmless data. Hark! This wasn't the end of their troubles, because---
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They couldn't find Mr.Zee!!!
They searched frantically trying to find their lost friend,
But there was nothing blackmyth, the friendly CHUD, or NinjaJamul could do!!
So they decided to continue on their quest.......
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Old 05-14-2005, 07:49 AM   #23
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When Mr.Zee suddenly popped out of the bathroom. He said "I don't think I should've eaten those burritos last night." and joined NinjaJamul and Blackmyth again. Once they were on their way, they met...
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Old 05-14-2005, 10:22 AM   #24
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an evil worm! It had just popped out of a trojan horse, and now began to devour various electronical things, which cause light and sparks to flood the area. Blackmyth moaned a bit, then went to hide somewhere else in a dark place. Oh no! Now the group was missing blackmyth, Mr.Zee was in the bathroom, and now there was an evil (and quite giant :wink: ) worm on the loose! Whatever will Ninjamul do?
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The stench from the bathroom was overwheming, and thus, deleted the worm. The three continued their quest...
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but then Ninjamul realized it was just him, Mr.Zee was still in the bathroom and blackmyth was off in a dark place somewhere. As a last resort, Ninjamul decided to---
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... continue on by himself, since he could do a much better job without the bathroom breaks and hiding-in-shadows. So NinjaJamul continued his quest to find the evil SQL and retrieve the missing posts. He turned a corner, treading gingerly over the painful soldering points on the circuit boards. Suddenly, from seemingly nowhere, he spotted .....
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... POPs old friend Zudak, who had only recently vacated the bathroom to make room for Mr. Zee. Zudak was holding a ...
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... roll of toilet paper, a toilet bowl brush and a can of Lysol. NinjaJamul, being an intelligent sort, immediately figured out that he could place wads of toilet paper on the floor to make walking over the soldering points less painful. And he could use the brush for ...
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Scrubbing those hard-to-reach places on his back. But there was no time for that now! Ninjamul and Zudak...
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Rode a couple of 'Training Dummies' off deeper into the server.
They came upon a small network,
They entered but this was a bad idea as....

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Old 05-15-2005, 08:04 AM   #32
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It was extremely dark, it even reached 32 darkness in one spot, and that's where blackmyth the friendly CHUD was. It was kind of unfortunate for them that they could not see a single thing, so they were unaware that blackmyth was sitting there, but they did hear his firmiliar chomping as he ate a donut. How could they find him so he could guide them through this dark haze?
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Luckily for them, a mysterious hand came out of nowhere and placed a lightbulb in the ceiling.
Sadly, this sent blackmyth mad and he ran off screaming!
Ninjamul was fed up with everyone interupting his quest so he threw grenades at them and ran off......
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Old 05-15-2005, 09:32 AM   #34
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...into the sunset. Everybody died, er, cried, and the credits started rolling. But wait! What was that in the credits?!
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But since NinjaJamul's quest must be completed, he cannot die. And since he's inside a computer, there is no sunset. So he decided to ignore any new characters who tried to distract him and move on alone.

As NinjaJamul neared the main processor, he heard a strange noise. Click, sizzle, click, sizzle. Wondering what evils lurked nearby, he rounded a corner and ...
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... saw a flaming hairball hocked up by Oliver, NinjaJamul's organic counterpart's newest cat. NinjaJamul thought that this must be the problem with The Server, and right behind the hairball, NinjaJamul saw a missing post. It ran...
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...away, and it splatted into a cyber door. Then it opened it, went through the opening, and slammed the door. But NinjaJamul/Ninjamul slashed through the door, an found a chamber full of missing posts! Suddenly...
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... NinjaJamul gasped in horror! It was the posts that had been deleted from Total Mayhem in March! They had been hiding in here all along, waiting for a chance to stir up some trouble, and they were at it with a vengence here, starting with ...
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SPAMMAPS, they all leapt at NinjaJamul, but with his awesome one-button ninja moves he...
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... clicked on "delete", then "empty recycle bin". Obviously the TM posts had figured a way to slither out of the recycle bin the last time they were deleted (which was surprising, since they had very little intelligence, artificial or otherwise!). But now that the mighty NinjaJamul had banished them for good, he continued his search for the evil SQL and the missing forum posts. He knew he was getting close to her lair, because ...
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