| Poetic Justice trophy earned! | Jul 7, 2010 | |
|  Darkguyhades earned the "Poetic Justice" trophy for taking the road less traveled. It has made about 5 Yerfbucks of difference. | |
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| Puppy Power! trophy earned! | Jul 4, 2010 | |
|  Darkguyhades earned the "Puppy Power!" trophy for getting all 10 Awards in Robot Wants Puppy. | |
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| Rocket Robot II trophy earned! | Jul 4, 2010 | |
|  Darkguyhades earned the "Rocket Robot II" trophy for getting the puppy in less than 20 minutes! | |
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| Puppy Get! trophy earned! | Jul 4, 2010 | |
|  Darkguyhades earned the "Puppy Get!" trophy for finishing Robot Wants Puppy! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Jul 4, 2010 | |
|  Libra is moseying by the eleventh quadrant of Taurus, bringing Krypton into alignment. This is a great day for you to focus on catching shirts. | |
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| the best trophy. trophy earned! | Jul 4, 2010 | |
|  Darkguyhades earned the "the best trophy." trophy for completing all the Still Pond Bonus Battles. | |
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| Rocket Robot trophy earned! | Jul 4, 2010 | |
|  Darkguyhades earned the "Rocket Robot" trophy for getting the kitty in less than 10 minutes! | |
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| Kitty Get! trophy earned! | Jul 4, 2010 | |
|  Darkguyhades earned the "Kitty Get!" trophy for finishing Robot Wants Kitty! | |
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| a better trophy. trophy earned! | Jul 4, 2010 | |
|  Darkguyhades earned the "a better trophy." trophy for attaining all awards in Still Pond. | |
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| a trophy earned. trophy earned! | Jul 3, 2010 | |
|  Darkguyhades earned the "a trophy earned." trophy for restoring stillness to the Pond. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Jun 29, 2010 | |
| Aquarius is falling in the first quadrant of Gemini, bringing Char into alignment. Expect to meet a purple haircut. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Jun 22, 2010 | |
| There is a major confluence between Alderaan and Saturn! Be on the lookout for a psychic missing robot today. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Jun 1, 2010 | |
| There is a major confluence between Cybertron and Char! This is a great day for you to focus on cleaning a swordfish. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 26, 2010 | |
| There is a major confluence between Char and Uranus! Luck will be with you. Keep an eye out for an arrogant wonderful violin. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 19, 2010 | |
| Taurus is your power center. This means that you should avoid arguing with an ignorance. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 17, 2010 | |
| Tallon IV and Antiga Prime are in conflict. This means that you should avoid fighting a banana. | |
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| Title Change! | May 13, 2010 | |
| Darkguyhades changed title to "The Fourth Seal". | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 13, 2010 | |
| Libra is just passing through the first quadrant of Taurus, bringing Endor into alignment. Be on the lookout for an esoteric careful television today. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 9, 2010 | |
| Venus and Uranus are in conflict. The stars suggest that you should fry a bridge with a beverage. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Apr 26, 2010 | |
| Planet X and Saturn are in conflict. This is a great day for you to focus on drawing a person. | |
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